As further Final Fantasy VII Remake details surface, Caspius and SiliconNooB conclude that the forthcoming title will serve only to destroy all trace of the original’s excellence, henceforth replacing it, for new gamers, with Nomura’s fetid production.
Series X will have no exclusive games during its launch year, Chinese Switch cards are not region free, and a season pass has been announced for Pokemon Sword and Shield in the news of the week!
Caspius, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB announce the worst game, company, and hardware of 2019, and find their decision surprisingly easy. Also, the Final Fantasy VII leak is analysed, PS5 details are revealed, and a game is awarded to a well-deserving reader!
Final Fantasy VII Remake has had its story completely butchered in the news of the week!
With the design of a 1990s subwoofer, the Xbox Series X–now called simply ‘Xbox’–is unveiled by Microsoft to the consternation of Caspius and SiliconNooB, who wonder if there is a German reason why companies shy away from releasing ‘version 9’ products.
PS5 and Series X system specs have been mostly revealed, with the Series X being a lot more powerful than PS5 in the news of the week!
Caspius and SiliconNooB examine the latest release of Square Enix propaganda related to the Final Fantasy VII Remake, including new (terrible) characters, Aerith’s combat details, Heidegger’s weight-loss plan, and the conspicuous absence of Red XIII.
Caspius and SiliconNooB unveil a bevy of holiday surprise announcements, and–in a surprising TDT-twist–most of the announcements are positive, so that the panelists must strive to contain their excitement about Axiom Verge 2, amongst others!
Sony has been deleting YOUR reviews, Crystal Chronicles has been delayed, and Bravely Default II has been announced in the news of the week!
Following the Smash tournament, and at the conclusion of the Romancing SaGa 3 playthrough, Caspius and SiliconNooB inaugurate the Christmas season by beheading the Gaming Moment Tyrant, Imitanis, in a spectacle intended to delight Texan readers.