Here, under protest, is Pikmin. We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives. In July, Pikmin grow there. This is a very wearying review. It’s unpleasant to read. Unrewarding.
In the wake of the first full-on Nintendo Direct in over five hundred days, Caspius, SiliconNooB, Seb, and Imitanis survey the mountain of announcements, surprises, and disappointments on offer, including Skyward Sword HD and Project Triangle Strategy.
In the middle of a persistent frost, Caspius and SiliconNooB dig through an avalanche of news, finding therein not only the customary hibernal frigidity, but also a few optimistic reports which will warm the heart in anticipation of the vernal season.
CD Projekt Red have suffered a massive data breach, Terraria has been cancelled on the Google Stadia, and Cyberpunk 2077 sales have crashed out of the NPD top-ten like a wounded beast in the news of the week!
Caspius finally completes Fire Emblem: Three Houses, ensuring that Byleth and Edelgard reign over a happy, egalitarian empire for the rest of their days. Likewise, in the video game industry, prosperity reigns--at least for those aligned with Nintendo!
Google Stadia now has one foot in the grave, a Goldeneye HD port from Rare has leaked onto the internet, and Mass Effect is going to be censored in the news of the week!
Tencent continues to acquire stakes in game development companies, Gamestonks soar due to the Reddit Trade Wars, and the podcast panel concludes a playthrough, delves into CPU industry details, announces a new piano collections CD, and skims The Plop.
Tetsuya Nomura wants to turn Final Fantasy VII into the Disney Star Wars films, multiple Square Enix music products are releasing in April, and GameStop shares soar to the moon in the news of the week!
Microsoft makes an about-face, Nintendo is sued, and Square Enix files trademarks which look quite similar to Compilation of Final Fantasy VII titles, causing the panel to speculate whether that suggests an intention to reimagine the entire franchise.
Resident Evil VIII has a firm release date, along with certain other firm assets, and Capcom have revised upwards their earnings forecast in the news of the week!
Exposure to Final Fantasy X leaves Caspius crippled with the Brown Rain, and a quieter, more studious podcast is the result, with a thorough examination of Nintendo's total domination of the Japanese video game market, following Sony's self-destruction.