What happens when a Canadian, a Hick, and a Deranged Madman come together in the state of Michigan for the purpose of celebrating the holdays? Lusipurr’s Christmas Spectacular 2008! Coming soon from Lusipurr.com, you can experience the thrills, the chills, the drills, the mills, the pills, the bills, the swills, the grills, th–er, sorry about that. You can experience the excitement of being there first-hand even though you weren’t there, wouldn’t be allowed there, and would have been arrested if you had tried to show up uninvited. It’s a Lusipurr.com exclusive only from Lusipurr.com; which means it’s an exclusive… exclusive.
When Ethos receives an invitation from Luspiurr to attend a Christmas party, the diminuitive canuck is at first suspicious of a trap. But, when he learns that his boon companion (and secret love interest) Riddles has been captured and forced to wear polo shirts and khakis by the nefarious megaphone-waving megalomaniac, Ethos knows he must to save his friend. Upon arriving via the tramp-infested public transportation service, he discovers an even more sinister plot is at hand than he ever before realised, and he must act quickly to put a stop to Lusipurr’s evil plan: a plot to poison the entire population of Rochester Hills, Michigan, under the seemingly harmless guise of a celebrity bake-off.
Alas, the resistance is uncovered and Lusipurr calls upon the darkest power in the universe to assist him. Unfortunately, Oprah Winfrey was busy, and so Lusipurr is forced to settle for a terriffic windstorm instead. Destroying the local electrical grid, he thwarts the attempts of Ethos and Riddles to contact help from the outside. With their internet disabled and their cellular telephones dead, the daring duo are forced to think quickly. Using green wood, they build a fire with the intention of using smoke signals to call for aid–but unbeknownst to them, Lusipurr has plenty of experience with fire. He is a Pyro in Team Fortress 2, after all–and let’s not forget his significant experience as a L.75 Black Mage in Final Fantasy XI. What will they do? How will they escape?
For all this and more, stay tuned to Lusipurr.com. Only here willl you learn of the ultimate success (or failure) of Ethos and Riddles in their quest to defeat Lusipurr and his dreadful lackeys, Bup and Thea.