Feature: Next Playthrough System

Greetings, miserable thralls to my ever-growing power. I have descended from the sacred heights of Mt. Lusipurr to address you with this new Lusipurr.com event.

It will be a number of weeks until we begin our next collective playthrough. However, rather than make a gratuitous display of my power by arbitrarily choosing the next game myself, I will treat you to a taste of the heady broth of democracy. Yes, that’s right, I’m going to let you vote on it. We will begin by choosing the video game system that our playthrough will take place on.

Atari Lynx II
You may not vote for the Atari Lynx, or even the Atari Lynx II.
But, because this is Lusipurr.com, only the intelligent and sagacious have the vote; dunces and cretins do not. If your voting declaration is not written in excellent English, free of typos and errors, it will be summarily disregarded. Therefore, you must proofread before clicking the ‘post’ button.

To vote, you will comment on this thread with a single sentence declaring what console you are voting for. If you post more than one sentence, your vote will be ignored. If you post a run-on sentence, your vote will be ignored. If you post a fragment, your vote will be ignored. I could go on all night, but hopefully you see where I am going with this by now.

Moreover, the more elaborately crafted your sentence is, the more your vote will be worth. Of course, this also makes it more likely for you botch the entire thing. If you do, I will laugh–and then I will tell you that your vote is ignored. (Then I will laugh some more.) Additionally, and importantly, you may not copy the exact format of someone else’s voting sentence. You will see, therefore, that there is an advantage to voting early.

Voting will close on Saturday, and the results will be announced on the Megaphones Ahoy! Podcast. Tune in to find out which console wins!

24 comments

  1. Poetic license?

    Next choice for playthrough
    The heavens declare truly
    Playstation the third

  2. Just so you guys know, there is a reasoning behind the number of votes. For each ‘facet’ of your sentence which amuses me, I award one point.

    Taking SN’s example:
    > 1 base point for correct phrasing
    > 1 point for archaic words used
    > 1 point for pun

  3. @Lusipurr

    I wasn’t sure if a haiku should be punctuated – here is the resubmission.

    Next choice for playthrough?
    The heavens declare truly,
    Playstation the third

  4. Ah,sorry. That was really bad.

    Next choice for playthrough?
    The heavens declare truly,
    “Playstation the third”.

  5. There once was a man from Missouri, who had always appeared in a hurry.
    Then came P-S-3, which does EVERYTHING… now under mounded games he is buried.

  6. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft a Dualshock 3 controller from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that you, Lusipurr, are to assign the Playstation 3 for the site’s next playthrough.

  7. As old as it may seem,
    As gray as it may be,
    It simply cried “Play Me,”
    The Play station one.

  8. A lot of Sony console votes! Not an issue for me, it’s just interesting. I hope it’s not the PSX because it’d be nice to switch it up.

  9. Behold now the behemoth that Sony has made us; lay thine hand upon her, remember Valkyria Chroncles, and rejoice!

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