Greetings, miserable thralls to my ever-growing power. I have descended from the sacred heights of Mt. Lusipurr to address you with this new Lusipurr.com event.
It will be a number of weeks until we begin our next collective playthrough. However, rather than make a gratuitous display of my power by arbitrarily choosing the next game myself, I will treat you to a taste of the heady broth of democracy. Yes, that’s right, I’m going to let you vote on it. We will begin by choosing the video game system that our playthrough will take place on.
But, because this is Lusipurr.com, only the intelligent and sagacious have the vote; dunces and cretins do not. If your voting declaration is not written in excellent English, free of typos and errors, it will be summarily disregarded. Therefore, you must proofread before clicking the ‘post’ button.
To vote, you will comment on this thread with a single sentence declaring what console you are voting for. If you post more than one sentence, your vote will be ignored. If you post a run-on sentence, your vote will be ignored. If you post a fragment, your vote will be ignored. I could go on all night, but hopefully you see where I am going with this by now.
Moreover, the more elaborately crafted your sentence is, the more your vote will be worth. Of course, this also makes it more likely for you botch the entire thing. If you do, I will laugh–and then I will tell you that your vote is ignored. (Then I will laugh some more.) Additionally, and importantly, you may not copy the exact format of someone else’s voting sentence. You will see, therefore, that there is an advantage to voting early.
Voting will close on Saturday, and the results will be announced on the Megaphones Ahoy! Podcast. Tune in to find out which console wins!