Download Link: Produced 2009.11.29
What are we thankful for? NOTHING. Nate seizes control and the news is left unattended in favour of speculation about the plot of Twilight. Lusipurr tries to get the show back on track, but finds it is like beating his head against a wall. Literally.
SPECIAL BONUS! — Have you ever wanted to hear the sound of Nate Liles shrieking from your pocket? “But that will never happen,” you might have said wistfully. Well, you were wrong, chump! The Official Lusipurr.com Spoiler Warning Alarm is available as an MP3 download today so that you can put it on your cellphone as a ringtone. “What? Nate Liles on my cellphone? I can’t believe it!” Well, stop disbelieving and start being a champ, chump, because it’s real and it’s happening. Put Nate Liles on your cellphone today!
SPECIAL BONUS No. 2! — Unable to believe that we have been so gracious as to give you a special bonus for no reason whatsoever? Well prepare to disbelieve some more, fool, because this week includes a SECOND BONUS (also for no reason whatsoever). With but a simple click, you can download an MP3 file of Oliver Motok saying that he sucks cock all the time–which you can then listen to all the time! It sounds too good to be true, but it isn’t! So, pick your jaw up off the floor and download now! (p.s. this file also works great as a ringtone.)
SPECIAL BONUS No. 3! — By popular demand, Oliver Motok’s most famous declaration of all time: There’s No Exploration in Metroid! Listen to this mp3 and you can relive the moment when Oliver was inaugurated into the vast and boundless annals of internet humiliation. Share it with your friends, your family, and your neighbours. Let mirthful peals of laughter echo from hill to hill in a chorus of delightful tintinnabulation–and remember who brings you these gifts that keep on giving: Lusipurr.com!