It Belongs on a Wii
Download Link: Produced 2010.01.24
Lusipurr.com welcomes aboard a new staff member in this diet, Nate-Liles-free, podcast. Confronted with the sixth delay of a much-anticipated game (and accessory), the panel instead considers whether or not it is safe to put the SOM in one’s mouth.
Most sex filled MAP ever… and somehow NATE LILES is not in it.
That’ll teach him to have a job! Bwuahah
I have come up with the most awesome idea ever: combine the three devices mentioned in the podcast.
The Alleged iThing + DSi XL + SOM = iFap XL
Because what every family wants is to crowd around Grandpa to watch him molest a Japanese schoolgirl while being electronically jacked off.
@Jenifer: That is genuinely the most terrifying idea I’ve ever heard. D:
Ginia, you HAVE to get that thing !
You could let it mash potatoes for you,
it is the ultimate kitchen aid. ;P
@EmperorZorn: Nooooo~~~
Nothing get me more turned on then sticking my penis in something that has moving gears and that could make me go sterile if there is a power surge!
I am 100% sure Nintendo will answer on this peripheral with a new version of their Power Glove.
I beta tested the SOM. my ass hurts.
@EmperorZorn: I LOLed.
I am so looking forward to the NEW Power Glove! (Now with realistic masturbatory fisting action!)
@Lusipurr: Inspired by Tony Hawk Ride, Nintendo’s new power glove will be a REAL RUBBER GLOVE! It’s 100% immersive, and will only cost $99! Due to child predator concerns, however, it will not come with “realistic masturbatory fisting action” by default. You’ll have to enter a unique 16-digit code every time you want to enable that feature.
@Jenifer: If you keep your costs low and add the right marketing spin, I’m sure there are people willing to buy the iFap XL, especially if you can put a fake “Apple” logo on it.
@Oyashiro: I don’t know, some of those old-fashioned wind-up music boxes were pretty hot.
@DG: Will that unique code be NATE LILES’ phone number?
And thanks for the thanks on the podcast, guys :P
@DG: The glove will be Silicon. Like Noobs.
@Ken: No, thank you!
@ Lusipurr: Ah, the many varioations of my name…
And i will be sorely disappointed if you don’t go up to random people and demand that the let you show them your pokemans. I know I do! :) We should battle over the Wi-Fi sometime.
@Kenju: If we battle over Wi-Fi, you will definitely win. I’ve only got three gym badges (so my PKMN are very low level), and they are also badly balanced and quite weak. I pick them because I like them, and not because they are particularly good.
I used to have a well-balanced party, back when Diamond/Pearl came out, and I beat everyone all of the time. But, it stopped being fun after a while. So, now I only use the PKMN that I like. As a result, I don’t think I’ve won a game against a human player since.
@Lusi/KJJ: My biggest problem with WiFi Pokemon battling is it negates my best strategy. Namely, popping my opponent’s batteries out of his gameboy mid-battle.
@DG: How do you manage to do that with a DS!?
Lusimon uses SPLASH!
DGmon uses HAMMER AND SMASHES LUSI’S DS.
@Lusi: It’s an old tactic that’s been gimped in subsequent patches.
You could try it locally and pop the DS cartridge out. And just so you know, Lusipurr, I can place together a well-balanced team of pokemans right now at an average level of your choice. I own nearly all of them :P
I know Nate Liles, and you Jenifer are no Nate Liles. And for that, I thank you.
No NATE LILES D:
-I’ll never trust the internets again!
-It’s more than the first four hours of XIII that are straight, I’ve heard that it’s the first twenty hours …
-The new Vandal Hearts sounds RUBBISH, it’s one of the many franchises that Konami have farmed out to western devs (and we all know how well that turns out … ).
-Anyway, I thought that you didn’t like games with the word “hearts” in their title?
-Operah isn’t people!
-Why wasn’t NATE LILES here to talk about fisting action?!!?
-I apprieciate your inclusion of the “don’t put it in your mouth” song, I do however feel strongly that you should let Ginia sing it!
@Lusi- I don’t want to be an arse glove!