Monday was a good day for farts. I ate a lot of sausage.
Tuesday was an excellent day for farts. I had some of that hot queso cheese for lunch and HOOBOY. They were rank!
Wednesday was a fair day for farts on account of some of the previous day’s queso cheese still hanging around in there.
Thursday and Friday were not very good days for farts at all. I ate way too much fiber.
On Saturday and Sunday, though, it was an awesome day for farts. I drank beer all day both days, and I was like a one-man brass band!
Overall, I’d say this was a good week for farts.
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Best. Lusipurr.com. Post. Ever.
NATE LILES is amazing!
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DAMN YOU PETER MOLYNEAUX! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
What is this I don’t even.
When you give a mouse a cookie… *fart*
This is my fault. I sent him this AS A JOKE whilst he was at work, and apparently he thought it would be a good idea to implement it.
Don’t worry. He is fixing it NOW.
And I mean NOW.
Nope.
Let it stand!
The people have spoken, Lusipurr. The post stays.
The people aren’t named Lusipurr, and this site isn’t THEPEOPLE.com.
Get a proper post up at once!
Lusipurr, don’t be a rude Gus.
I want to see a comprehensive burp review next week!
My Nate Liles Army goes stronger by the day. Soon Lusipurr will be no more…
I seriously adore this post and I hope it stays.
It’s about to get pulled.
Lusipurr my kill the post, but it will live on in the hearts of my fans for all time…
*may kill
I hope it stands for all time as a testament to the posterity of of NATE’s posterior.
Great post or greatest post on the site?
A++ would read again.
I should un-private this and make Lusipurr happy.