MAP Episode 99: Lusi and the Tits

Yes, I've used this joke before. Yes, it is still funny. Now shut up and laugh.

A pair of Tits.

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Whilst Nate enjoys much-needed time off to visit the strip club, Lusi and the Tits (both pairs) address themselves to the task of evaluating a string of terribly disappointing announcements, when it appears the US will get FFXIII-2 instead of Last Story!

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  1. Also, I can’t wait for Hope to marry Vanille, he’s Biebtastic!

  2. Maybe FFXIII-2 will take place only on Gran Pulse; if so, I would probably play a sequel, too.

    In high school, we used to skip class and play pacman in one of the empty science classrooms. We used to put microcentrifuge tubes out for the pellets and all rolled around in wheeled chairs.

    I learned a new word today! Thanks Lusi!

  3. @Lusipurr It was prolix, actually. But in pseudo-potato-related news my city is actually having a “Great Air Potato Roundup” complete with this glorious image. (Yes, they’re not actual potatoes, but the words great and potato are there together.)

  4. @Lusi I would guess that it’s because air potatoes are an invasive species, and I live in north Florida. When rednecks think of things that destroy their way of life and invade their area, it’s black people and Jews.

  5. Why have we not stormed Square-Enix’s offices and demanded blood price for the atrocities foisted upon us?

  6. SQUEEEEENIX’s absurdities have become so farcical that I can scarce believe that my life isn’t some waking dream or delerium …

  7. Every time Lusi talks about what he has to do for school it makes me more and more thankful I went to school for engineering :D

  8. I will preorder it and buy it on day one.

    The end of FFXIII opens up admirably. My hope is that XIII-2 will continue exactly from there, with multiple paths and open areas.

  9. FF13-2 is why the aliens haven’t landed and taken me away from this stupid planet.

  10. @Lusipurr: All of your hopes are futile.

    P.S. There was nothing admirable about FFXIII.

  11. There were definitely admirable things about FFXIII. It just took 60 hours to get there.

    I am entirely apathetic toward XIII-2. I’ll have to see a lot more to have an opinion either way.

  12. Are people talking about them adding Hunts at the end of FFXIII? Those were the least appealing aspect of FFXII for me.

  13. Funny that the least appealing aspect of XII should be the most appealing aspect of XIII …

  14. Gambits were #@%&ing retarded. I don’t know if it was beaucase I said (explitive deleted) Hunts after like the third one when I was sent to that sewer you meet Asche (however it’s spelled) to find a white flan that was nowhere to be found, but I never had enough money. So I guess I needed to spend more time running back and forth spamming Steal and murdering foxes or something, but having to buy the Gambits pissed me off. Adding to that that I could never find a decent mix of them that allowed me to not have to micromanage. Why couldn’t they give me all HP and MP percentages or whatever in Rabanastre?

    /ragequit