Castle Lusipurr #10: A Way Out

EWW ALLIANCE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF IT BURNS US!!!
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…Or, start from the beginning.

There are poor choices in life, and then there are poor life choices. The difference between the two is significant. The former is far less dire than the latter. To vote for the wrong presidential candidate, to overdraw one’s bank account–these are poor choices. But to drop out of school to become a mime hobo; to cut off one’s own penis and wear it as a hat; to play an Alliance character in World of Warcraft–and worse, to play a Warrior–and worse still, to play Arms–these are choices with lasting implications. Moreover, they are signs of a serious instability underlying one’s psyche.

We at Lusipurr.com want to help. If you know someone who has played Alliance or is playing an Alliance character in World of Warcraft, act now. An intervention is necessary! Let them know that they have friends who care. Resources like the WoW Wiki can help them learn to complete Horde quests. Show them the way forward is not by playing with twelve-year-old hero-wannabees. Teach them that they can ‘learn to play’.

7 comments

  1. I believe that’s me. Not enough alcohol around though.

  2. SiliconNoob, I thought one quit BY sobering up.

  3. How did Kendra know that I always have my hands in my pockets?

  4. Why does my character only have a beer in one hand?! Bizarre …

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