The first of the Giant Robots has been unveiled! His function? Making Lusipurr’s cape blow dramatically in the wind. Whilst clearly a highly important and necessary task, it is one that has not been carried out by any member of staff for far too long. The answer? A purpose-built robot for this exact task!
And of course, the billowing of a black cape during important speeches and whatnot is only going to help boost site profits. It’s definitely not at all superfluous and vanity-oriented.