Day Fourteen. We have arrived back at our dugout. The journey didn’t take long, but it was taxing. Getting into Ethan’s wedding was a challenge; apparently Lusipurr made a profit selling him onto yet another Japanese businessman. California and Hawaii were fairly straightforward, but Australia was the real challenge. We had to entice Julian out with a six-pack of Fosters. The only one we couldn’t locate was Bod, and time is too short to scour the globe. We now have to devise a battle plan. Next week, we begin on the offensive.