This is it. This is where I’m destined to live out the rest of my days. In a broom cupboard with ex-staff members. And yet, I’m oddly content. It may just be a side effect of having my brain, torso and hands replaced with machinated alternatives, but I’m content. And isn’t that what Lusipurr.com is all about?
Maybe I’ll see you in the future if they cart me out for special features, but either way, thanks for sticking around.