Wow, we sure are in for some “great” games this time around. Boobs, zombies, stand-up comedy, Australia, RPG Maker, and anime. All of my favorite things grouped into one post. All I can say now is, “read and enjoy.”
Ever have fantasies of being a stand-up comedian in Australia? Or maybe even just going to Australia? Or maybe just leaving your parents’ basement for more than your daily trip to McDonald’s? Yeah, I did not think so, nerd. To be honest, this game could be good if the graphics were not all garbage MS Paint drawings. Also, if it was not on Steam Greenlight. Also, if it was not set in Australia (sorry, Julian). From what I have gathered reading the game’s description (at least, the little I could read before wanting to blow my brains out) this game is about exploring a city to create jokes for a stand-up show. Since the game is set in Australia, I can only guess that all the jokes involve kangaroos, being the descendant of a criminal, and Paul Hogan. I hope the ending of the game involves the character becoming a big-name Australian comedian and meeting your idol: Yahoo Serious.
Score: This is a knife/10
Best Comment: Gorlom[Swe]: “If Quinto Fabio Massimo shows up be aware that he cares nothing about your game. All he wants is for EVERYONE to add Italian language. He posts the same 3 step approach to requesting Italian on EVERY game. (He starts out by asking “only English” and then he asks which languages you’re going to add, and finally when you ask which lanaguage he would like you to add he is going to ask you to add Italian.)”
There is only one thing I love more than anime, and that is an RPG Maker anime game. Making a game in RPG Maker takes a lot of effort. It is totally not a program that basically renders everything for you and even a monkey with brain damage can make a game with this program. It is totally something that needs backing and support on Steam Greenlight and attempting to profit off a game made using RPG Maker is not shady and disgusting. I do not even care what this game is about, as it looks like complete garbage from just a glance. The saddest thing is that in the game’s description the developer says this game has taken two years to make and it is only eight hours long. Are they working on it for five minutes a day or something? Ugh. Steam Greenlight and RPG Maker are the WORST! Anime is also the worst. Everything is the worst.
Score: Anime Eyes/10
Best Comment: Phaneron: “Oh, senpai~ rpgmaker uguuuu”
LOL! This game is like, SO, random! There is totally, like, boobs and zombies and cool stuff like that! Get this: the player has to fight zombies with her boobs out while trying to find BBQ sauce! How hilarious and funny is that? When the zombies are all killed the player gets to fight dogs as well! Not zombie dogs, just normal, everyday dogs. I am sure PETA will be all over this game any second now. This game, unsurprisingly, looks like complete garbage and I am pretty sure that the developers have never actually seen a real breast outside of the Internet.
Best Comment: Andy Dufresne: “This game will completely revolutionize the western game industry as we know it. Valve, taking this economic venture will greatly help you in the long run. This game will be seen as the pinnacle of games as art in due time. This being released would enhance humanity’s existence by a magnitude by which we are not fully aware. One thing is for certain however– That titties, are indeed, the best.”