Steam Greenlight is dead. Long live Steam Greenlight!
Wow, I think, for once, I am pretty much speechless about a game. It is almost like the developer took the concept art, which is admittedly pretty decent, and decided to just make the worst looking pile of garbage ever. I guess all the screenshots are from an early version of the game, but usually it is a good idea to make sure the game actually looks playable before submitting it to a community that is basically just a visual presentation. However, that is just my opinion. Oh, but it is a fact that this game is garbage.
Score: Captain Jack Sparrow/10
Best Comment: C0untzer0: “Good to see you didn’t rush into this prematurely and all your assets are…
oh, never mind.”
This is how I imagine the development process of this game went: *Cryogenic chamber opens with a hiss and its occupant wakes up* Occupant: “Wow, what year is it?” Super Smart Scientist: “2014. You’ve been frozen for 16 years!” Occupant: “Well, do people still play the PlayStation?” Scientist: “Well, yeah, but we are up to PlayStation 4 now.” Occupant: “Oh, awesome, because I have this amazing, original idea for a game!” Seriously, this game looks like it time traveled from 1998. Actually, even for a late-90’s PlayStation 1 game this game looks like garbage. Whoa, and check out these features: “When you complete a race, and if you beat your previous best time, your race will be saved and your ranking updated.” Amazing! Just like every racing game ever made! How did the developer even think of that?! Do not forget the title. It is almost as if the developer took a bunch of other racing titles, randomly threw them against a wall, and just went with what stuck. Oh, and do not worry: the game is also available on Android. So, its players can race against all the zero people that will actually play this game.
Best Comment: Danesz: “adasdasda”
This game is like the digital version of the menus that are given to little kids at a restaurant so they do not get antsy about waiting for their food. Much like every Greenlight game, this is just a clone of something nobody asked for in the first place. It is just Pac-Man with pizza. Mmmmm, pizza….
Score: Sorry, I am still thinking about pizza/10
Best Comment: PizzaWizard: “Will this get Oculus support?”