Generic First-Person Shooters, a re-release of a garbage game, and a crappy version of Phoenix Wright. All this and more* in this week’s terrible edition of terrible games.
Zombies in an FPS? I would have never thought of that! Wait, and the player controls an elite, special operative in a secret branch of the military?! This has got to be the most original game one has ever seen! The only thing that would make it more original is if it is co-op and there is not really a set objective, other than blow stuff up and escape. What’s that? That is exactly how this game plays? Now I bet I am going to be told that there are different classes of soldiers, each of which has a unique skill set. They do?! Finally: an original game on Steam Greenlight.
I can now die in peace.
Best Comment: rafaelsguimaraes: “CS + another generic zombie game. Awesome!”
If this looks familiar, it is because I have already “reviewed” a version of this game in an earlier article. For some reason Chidonkai thought it was a good idea to re-release his masterpiece “Chipsse Solid 3,” which is supposedly and “artistic” game about the journey to find a game designer. Oh, whoops. I spelled “autistic” wrong. Sorry about that. There is nothing “artistic” about this game. This is the videogame version of someone throwing poop at a canvas and declaring it art. It is like the game version of a movie directed by Kim Kardashian. This is serious the quintessential pile of trash that Steam Greenlight was made to show off. Hey, at least it is not an RPG Maker or a Unity Engine game.
Score: The Worst Crap/10
Best Comment kitty dog amazer: “nope”
Hey, remember the Phoenix Wright game series? Yes, those courtroom trial games with the quirky, funny characters and interesting game play? Well, imagine if we made that game, but it was a horrible piece of garbage! Any of our readers who have had the pleasure of sitting through an actual trial will know that, for the most part, they are boring, tedious, and nothing really happens. Why one would want to recreate that in a game format boggles my mind. Oh, and according to this game the judge gets to determine how many witnesses get called for a trial, because that would not cause a mistrial and the judge to get voted out of office or anything like that.
Score: Larry Butz/10
Best Comment: Quinto Fabio Massimo: “Add even Italian, please.”
*Not actually more