Editorial: Greenlight Round-Up, Vol. 83

Alright, this is going to be a short and sweet Round-Up. I’ve been incredibly busy at work and have not had the time or energy to write my article like I normally do. Got a problem? Well, deal with it, ya scum. As always these “reviews” are written with 100% bias and without actually playing the “games” in question.

Whatever. I don't even care.

It took me nine seconds to realize this game is crap.

You Have Ten Seconds

Yeah, you have ten seconds to realize this game is garbage. Cool, thanks for giving us screenshots that show nothing at all, because your dumbass title is in the way. Whatever.

Best Comment: Caracol Raivoso :@: “,M”

Playing drums in an empty field while some crappy looking sun sets.

Ah yes, my favorite past time…

Drummer VR

I hope whoever made this game gets “Rick Allen’d.” Okay, that was mean, but this game is garbage. It is a virtual reality game, but it looks bad even for those standards. Pokemon Go looks better than this crap, and that is basically just Google Maps with cartoon creatures. WHAT-EVERRRRRRRRR!

Best Comment: azirphaeli: “No. This game looks like a prototype, and is not ready for Steam.”

And that little bird he used to hang out with. What was his name? Bonerstock or something?

Where da heck is Snoopy?!

Red Baron

No Snoopy? No thanks! WHATEVER!

Best Comment: sourlemondrop42: “The second I saw the “play” button at the start of the video, I knew it was a mobile port.”

2 comments on “Editorial: Greenlight Round-Up, Vol. 83”

  1. Red Baron honestly looks like it could be the best game from all of the roundups, unless it actually plays like Flappy Baron. It’s also good that they didn’t include references to trash pizza. And Woodstock’s little bird friend is named Altamont.

  2. I feel like more games should be rated based on the amount of Peanuts characters.

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