Editorial: Greenlight Round-Up, Vol. 84

All I wanted to do was see a booby. Maybe touch one, if I was lucky. But no, not me. I was once again dragged away by Lusipurr and forced to write about these crappy, horrible Steam Greenlight games. I was so close, yet so far. *sigh* As always these “reviews” are written with 100% bias and without actually playing the “games” in question.

More like Agent Poopy Blood am I right?

Why is this guy crapping blood?

Agent 777

Wow, this is… this is a bad one. Even the description doesn’t really make sense. “The Streets of Kanpur City is full of Bad Gangs.” So… so is “Bad Gangs” the name of the enemies the player fights? Or does this person just not know proper grammar? I am going to guess the latter. “Yes !! you are right, Agent 777 has come to destroy the gang.” Whoa! Okay, how did you read my mind?! Even I did not know I was going to ask that question. I also really like the specific wording here: “destroy the gang.” Like, not only is he going to fight the gang and most likely its top brass, but Agent 777 will DESTROY this gang. Kind of badass. “This is an open world game with intense action.” Phew, thanks for the warning! My doctor says to stay away from intense action. And I’m glad you toned this down in the trailer and the screenshots. I did not see any “intense” violence there either. #owned. “The Game is made from the assets provided from unity and is flipped from the hammer 2 : reloaded asset pack.” Wait, is this guy now straight up telling us he stole the assets from a different game? The ones from Unity, whatever we already knew about that. I mean, what else could the word “flipped” mean in the context? “The Game is in Computer as a standalone so it will not lag at all.” You know, this is cool of him. I always worry about my single-player, non-online games lagging. “Happy Gaming.” Wow, what a nice dude! Kind of ironic though, because I doubt anyone will have a happy time playing this game.

Best Comment: ricardoastefani: “You didn’t even changed any texture of the game , i wouldn’t call you developer.”

2 comments on “Editorial: Greenlight Round-Up, Vol. 84”

  1. I was so close, yet so far.
    I know, right? Luckily we got there just in time.

    Wait, is this guy now straight up telling us he stole the assets from a different game?
    This forthright disclaimer of theft is my favourite part of this game. Everything else about it is complete shit.

  2. Why couldn’t we have just let Bup touch the booby? #LetBupGetBoob2016

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