TSM Episode 565: Final Fantasy Filler

No doubt this will be an award-winning addition to the script!
New Final Fantasy VII Characters!

Download Link: Released 2019.12.23

Akademician and SiliconNooB examine the latest release of Square Enix propaganda related to the Final Fantasy VII Remake, including new (terrible) characters, Aerith’s combat details, Heidegger’s weight-loss plan, and the conspicuous absence of Red XIII.


  1. For the PS4 button peripheral, I’d imagine it’s useful for games where the left control stick is movement and the right is camera, and it just allows for more actions available to other fingers.

  2. @Tanzenmatt: I’m convinced this is the PS5 set-up; E3 2020 should show us whether this is yet another TDT prediction come true!

  3. I heard they wanted Cait Sith to have a more Scottish High-pitched accent for the remake. SE thought it wasn’t annoying…err memorable enough for fans.

  4. Would it have been so hard for Square Enix to reach out to TDT to get SilliconNoob to voice Cait Sith? And Aerith, Tifa, Yuffie, Jessie, Marlene, Elena… I mean, what a bargain!

    What they should have done instead of this whole debacle is Final Fantasy VIII Remake; that way nobody would honestly care how they handled it.

  5. I heard they wanted to use Caspius sample as an Easter egg in the preview of Cait Sith. The new doc coming to vol 1 is before crisis levels.

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