TSM Episode 568: The Desecration of Final Fantasy VII

Nothing has been left unsullied by the vile handiwork of NOMURA.
Even Meteor had less of an impact on Midgar.

Download Link: Released 2020.01.13

As further Final Fantasy VII Remake details surface, Akademician and SiliconNooB conclude that the forthcoming title will serve only to destroy all trace of the original’s excellence, henceforth replacing it, for new gamers, with Nomura’s fetid production.


  1. So happy to hear you say that Caspius because you’re often right.

    So my fiancé will likely want a ps5 no matter and our ps4 is a train by now. But let’s pretend these things aren’t a thing. Then I don’t care about ps5, because let’s face it I usually just use my ps4 for Netflix, youtube and HBO.

    BUT make it backwards compatible, let me not having to get ps3 or ps2 out of the closet. With ps2 I need to get the small tv out too. Let me just pop in my discs and replay FFXIII and the ps2 games. Yes! Price doesn’t matter then, I WILL have it!

    It’s really the only thing that will make it go from «okay yeah the ps5 released» to «THE PS5 IS RELEASING!!!!»

  2. @Winter: I could be wrong, of course, but all signs are pointing in the right direction! Can’t wait to play some classic PS1-2-3 games on my PS5!

  3. We have been making merry all day! Long may it be delayed! First to 10 April, then to 15 May, and so on!

  4. Caspius, watch on YouTube the June 26 1983 Ripley’s Believe it or not. Part of it is of the Trobian tribe of Africa settling disputes via Cricket.

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