News: Real Life Needs Patch Update

By Biggs
It looks like the cast of some crappy MTV reality show.

Sony wants to redeem themselves from Xperia failure while Second Life gamers fail for the public, weeaboos find their way in Japan while Japanese Disgaea 4 fans laugh at them, and Final Fantasy FINALLY gets its beloved chocobos!

News: Passing the Time

By Biggs
What game was Kirby Link in?

Nintendo celebrates the anniversary of Zelda while mourning the shortcomings of the 3DS, the extremes of arrow-based dancing are tested by a California woman, and TopWare thinks you have beautiful eyes.