Editorial: Proving the Aussie right

The problem with simulation games, according to such internet sages as Julian “Oi Fosters” Taylor is that they are not games. If this is the case, then we do have a bit of a problem here. For the record, I do see his and Lusi’s point. Most simulation games do not operate on a win/lose basis. …

Editorial: Games are Harrrrrrrd, but FAQs are for Wussies

What-ho, my Lusi-sprites.

Alas, I do not bring you a review of any games or apps pertaining to bodily functions, natural or otherwise. Perhaps you may entreat Mr. Liles to review a poop or burp app next week. Perhaps Lusipurr is going to fire me for even suggesting this. I would be okay with that, by the way. Wo…

Editorial: Everything sucks, and no I am not bitter at all

On this day, as we mourn the loss of the World Junior Hockey gold medal to Russia (goddamn Commies!), I invite the Lusipurr.com community to observe a minute of silence to mark this tragic event. I understand that the pain of conceeding 5 goals in a single period to lose a 3 goal advantage is a sharp, bitter pai…

Editorial: One Potato-filled Year Ends, Another Begins …

Hello and Happy Almost New Year, Lusi-sprites. I hope you filthy cretins attend many epic parties, and play many awesome games in the coming year. Unlike Lusipurr, who hates joy. No really, he does. Why else is he re-playing Final Fantasy XIII and trying to convince me to play XIV? He hates joy. Anyway, neve…

Review: Humans + Gears: Xenogears Remixed

What ho, Lusi-sprites.

In the spirit of our Stand Tall & Shake the Heavens feature, rather than indulge myself with my usual nostalgic whining or Sim worship, I am going to branch out just a tad and attempt a musical review. This will certainly be a review using only the loosest definition of the term, bu…

Editorial: Why I am not playing Cataclysm

Hello again, Lusi-sprites.

This is a lonely time for gamers outside of Azeroth. While our friends are off re-taking Shadowfang Keep and making friends with Goblins, we are left sitting at home all alone, twiddling our thumbs and crying into our bags of cheetos. Our Facebook and Twitter feeds are full of ac…

Editorial: Why I Rarely Really Enjoy Portable Games.

G’day, as we Canadese people say. On behalf of the Lusipurr.com staff I ought to also wish a Happy Thanksgiving to our American readers, and hope that you find yourself surrounded by family and friends and able to count many blessings today. However I am short and mean and will not do that. Nyah.

All ki…

Editorial: Better Than Fable

G’day, Lusi-sprites.

Well, Fable Week is behind us, and we can all breathe a sigh of relief and get back to the quality games that we usually discuss here. Games such as Harvest Moon, The Sims, and Flower. Yes folks, happy days are here again! So what shiny happy game am I going to babble about today? Sor…

Review: FABLE WEEK: A Game That Is Not Fable!!

O hai there, Lusi-sprites.

Unlike Noober, my fear of Lusipurr outweighs my loathing. Also I do not live on the other side of the world. Therefore I will not be able to treat you lovelies to a Fable review. If it is any consolation, though, you can take Noob’s review and change “III” to R…

Editorial: How to Survive a Convention Without Getting Stabbed

Howdy-do, Lusi-sprites.

You may have noticed that I neglected to write my post last week. This was due to the fact that, as they speculated on the last MAP, I was at a convention. It being my very first con, I tried to prepare myself for what was to come, and found Darth Lane’s previous post about midnigh…

LUSIPURR WEEK: Review: Pokemon Rainbow

In their ongoing attempt to catch all of your money, Nintendo recently announced that they are working on their first Massively Multiplayer Online game, and it is already in the closed beta process. As Lusipurr has made no secret of his fetish for all things Pokemon, we here at Lusipurr.com were graciousl…

1 2 3 4 7