Editorial: In Which Our Hero Insults Everyone
Lane has taken all leave of his senses in this week's installment of "The Epic Chronicles of Fail: The Lane Years."
Author: Lane
Staff Reviewer, The Day Tonight
Editorial: Gettin’ Ill With Lane
Lane is experiencing writing fatigue and wishes nothing more than a hot shower followed by a long sleep, drifting quietly off to oblivion, so he barely has time to put together a short little blurb for your reading pleasure.
Review: Rift Beta Impressions
Lane shares his thoughts on his Rift beta experience.
Editorial: Racist Dickbags, Cultural Appropriation, and Thor
Heathen Viking Lane gets all uppity because a bunch of whackjob conservative Christians think to appropriate his beliefs to enforce their racist worldview by critiquing a comic book.
Editorial: Cataclysm, One Week In
Lane is grumpy again.
Editorial: Why One Should Play Cataclysm
Anyone who disagrees with me shall feel the force of this fully operational battle station.
Review: Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
Grade A++ Would Play Again
Editorial: Everyone Kills Hitler, Or: Why Time Travel Sucks
Lane takes Black Friday off to lecture everyone on time travel, and Grampa Lusipurr promises a time machine in every pot, which he sadly never delivers on. What a crock.
Editorial: Cooperative Communication
Author’s note: I heartily apologize for the bad formatting and dead links. The hotel that I stayed at charged an exorbitant rate for Internet access and would not accept a debit card as payment. As I only carry a debit card with me, this presented a somewhat novel problem. St. Lusipurr was kind enough …
Editorial: FABLE WEEK — Lane’s Fable III Review
The game sucks moose antler. Do not buy it.
The Canadian Moose’s Union Local #367 just called to tell me they were offended by the thought that I would foist a Molyneaux-perpetrated antler sucking on them. They have fairly powerful counsel, so I am caving to their moose-mands.
The review is hereby ch…
Editorial: Oral Argument Analysis in Schwarzenegger v. Entertainment Merchants Association
Justice Scalia, if you read this, I am sorry. But really, you should have given me that clerkship. We could have taken down those sentencing guidelines together, man.
Editorial: Games That Do Not Need To Be Made
Video game companies must believe that we are too stupid to notice their antics. Lane returns in stellar form, sparing no one the rough side of his virtual tongue.