It is with a heavy heart that I announce my departure as a regular writer for Lusipurr.com. Work responsibilities have made it too difficult for me to post an article on a regular basis. However, I will try to be on the podcast when Lusipurr will have me and I have the time. So, do not worry: fart jokes will not …
Category: Announcements
Daniel “Deimosion” Flink
Hello, readers! I am Daniel Flink, more commonly known here on the internet as “Deimosion”. Refer to me by either name, it does not matter to me. I am going to be the site’s new Saturday Editorialist/Reviewer, bringing more of the weeaboo opinions that you the reader have come to expect…
Stephen “Slab Bulkhead” Mikesell
Good day, citizens of the Luspurr.com Fortress Slave Labor Camp! It would appear that I have been granted a position which I am to use to bring you all my opinions on the comings and goings of the gaming world, and to force upon you so-called ‘objective’ reviews on the newest (and oldest) games! …
Announcement: Site News, Q1 2011
Lusipurr.com site news for Quarter 1, 2011. Your feedback is desired!
Announcement: No Podcast for Monday, 03 January 2011
To ring in the New Year, Lusipurr’s local pizza parlor decided to give him the best present of all: food poisoning! This means that Lusi has enough shit to deal with this weekend, and as such, he is unable to deal with the shit given to him by his staff members. He apologizes to his loyal listeners and ass…
Julian “SiliconNooB” Taylor
Greetings gentlemen (and KJew), Well might you wonder what nefarious happenstance has led to my appointment to the vaunted position of Lusipurr.com tenured columnist, happily that is not your concern. Suffice it to say money changed hands, reputations were tarnished, and a number of vastly more quali…
Announcement: No Post for 2010.02.03
The time has come for yet another one of those depressing moments when the Site Coordinator must regrettably announce a content-less day due to the wonders of technology. Due to technical difficulties with her computer, Ginia will not be able to post today. In the meantime, please enjoy this selection fr…
Jenifer ‘Biggs’ Biggs
Hello there! My name is Jenifer Michelle “Doesn’t Have a Witty Nickname Like Everyone Else” Biggs, and like everyone else here, I was recruited in by Lusipurr after he realized I am a pedantic asinine dork like the rest of the Lusipurr.com staff.
I was born in 1987 in Maryland and curren…
Announcement: No Thea Post for 2009.09.29
Bad news follows bad. Due to a separate (but equally severe) computer issue, Thea is unable to write an article today.
Instead, please enjoy this video of a cat riding a bicycle.
Well, not riding, exactly.
Announcement: No Podcast for 2009.09.28
It is my unpleasant duty to report that, due to technical difficulties of a serious nature, there will be no Megaphones Ahoy! Podcast for 28 September, 2009.
It is our desire to solve the current technical situation so that we can return to podcasting soon. We tentatively expect to be able to record a podcas…
Lane Haygood, Esq.
Hello world.
My name, as you might so craftily surmise from the byline, is Lane.
I am always at a loss for how to explain myself, at least not without going to lengths that would cause Proust envy. I doubt I have Proust’s hand at prose; doubtless you would skip over this to something more interesting, su…