News: Out of Season April Fools
There has been a slew of Final Fantasy and Pokemon announcements in the news of the week!
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News: Nintendo Direct Rundown
Nintendo has given their first Direct presentation in over 500 days in the news of the week!
News: CD Projekt Red’s Worst Week
CD Projekt Red have suffered a massive data breach, Terraria has been cancelled on the Google Stadia, and Cyberpunk 2077 sales have crashed out of the NPD top-ten like a wounded beast in the news of the week!
News: Putting Paidia to Stadia
Google Stadia now has one foot in the grave, a Goldeneye HD port from Rare has leaked onto the internet, and Mass Effect is going to be censored in the news of the week!
News: Positive Deception
Tetsuya Nomura wants to turn Final Fantasy VII into the Disney Star Wars films, multiple Square Enix music products are releasing in April, and GameStop shares soar to the moon in the news of the week!
News: Capcooming to the Giant Lady
Resident Evil VIII has a firm release date, along with certain other firm assets, and Capcom have revised upwards their earnings forecast in the news of the week!
News: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Square Enix is getting ready to revive the Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Pokemon GO players ruin the UK government's lockdown, and CD Projekt Red may be fined 10% of their Cyberpunk 2077 revenue in the news of the week!
News: Nintendo Switch Rules November
Nintendo Switch eclipses the launch of PS5 and Series X, The Playstation brand is pretty much dead in Japan, and Microsoft attempted to buy Nintendo and Squaresoft in the news of the week!
News: Japanese New Year – 2021
Yoshinori Kitase promises further destruction of Final Fantasy VII, Atlus is busy fixing Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne HD Remaster, and Japanese developers share their resolutions for 2021 in the news of the week!
News: Cyberpunk Is an Xbox Exclusive!?
Sony pulls Cyberpunk 2077 from PSN, CD Projekt Red claims that the game is profitable, and CD Projekt Red deep throats the Chinese Communist Party in the news of the week!
News: Cryberfunk 2020
Cyberpunk 2077 is a disaster, CD Projekt Red has been misleading customers, and the company has lost 29% of their share price in the news of the week!
News: The Baleful Eye of the Censor
The spectre of censorship hangs over the release of Atelier Ryza 2 because of past untruthfulness, the Gravity Rush director leaves Sony, Persona 5 Strikers is getting a Western release, and Dragon Quest XI has been unreleased in the news of the week!