News: If You Are Drunk Like Me…

Korea Say MM-No! to Several MMOs

If you are a loli in South Korea, why are you reading this site? Get the fuck out of here. But if you are not an underaged Korean, then you should either laugh at them or pity them, for their government is cracking down on one of the most evil activities known to man: MMORPGs. As the …

News: How Was ‘Lady Gaga’ Not a Tag Yet?

Billy Mays Will Do The Commercials For Metal Gear Solid

Or he should, given all the other product placement given in the upcoming Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker game. To those that played MGS4, they may remember the Regain drinks, Assassin’s Creed, and the Apple iPod, but the new level of corporate wh…

News: Not Quite April Fooling

Not Afferentus, But Close Enough

In this week’s edition of ‘SquareEnix Being Douchebags,’ they averted the idea of an FFVII remake and the silly notion of new content by announcing that Final Fantasy IX will be the next title to see re-release on PSN. While it is not held in such a ridicu…

News: The Cake Is a Lie

Square-Enix Pulls Out All The Stops!

FINALLY! Now I can stop reporting on baseless rumors every week! The highly publicized rumors of a Final Fantasy VII remake of come to fruition with a press release from Square-Enix that they will indeed be bringing Cloud, Cid, Tits Tifa, and all the other Avalanche mis…

News: Milk, Murder, and Movies!

There’s Aren’t Enough Nuclear Weapons in Existence

For all of you XBox 360 owners with disgustingly perverted imaginations, there is a game out just for you! Available for 240 Microsoft Points is a lovely little independent game called “Ninja Chop,” and you would assume the g…

News: Hooray for Violence!

Pummel Your Way Into a Swimsuit!

Its summertime, meaning its time to be vaguely arousing in a bikini, but what if you cannot possibly spare any time from gaming to exercise? Seeing as we here at Lusipurr.com loathe the Wii Fit, it would seem that there is no hope and that we are doomed to be disgusting fatasses …

News: Bad Parenting is Everywhere

I am the LOL Law!

This week was amazing in terms of video games, anime, and ridiculous legal action. Starting stateside, Rhode Island is the third in the United States of Overbearing Mommies to enter a bill into its legislature that would impose a strict fine and possible jail time on anyone found selling ga…

News: Passion, Compassion, and Pillow Fucking

Ways to Get a Gamer’s Money Without Releasing a Game

Do you love MMOs but hate that you have to pay for them? Do you want to be part of my guild? …Please? I really need someone to pick my pathetic ass up off the ground all the time. NCSoft’s Guild Wars released five years ago with three expansi…

News: Japanese Potpourri

SquareEnix’s Neverending Circle-Jerk

This week, two of the Squeenix producers frustrated their devout Final Fantasy fans for what seems like the billionth time. At the end of January, Tetsuya Nomura of Final Fantasy VII fame declared that the hallmark of the series will not be receiving a remake…

News: Hollywood Likes Raping Japan

Ghost in the Hell that is America

If you have not heard already, the classic anime Ghost in the Shell is going to be turned into a Hollywood movie by Dreamworks Studios. We all have seen the disaster that occurs when studios try to make anime and video games into live-action features. How many of you will burst …

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