TSM Episode 567: Poo Ahoy!

By Caspius
Golden Poo SLIDER

Caspius, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB announce the worst game, company, and hardware of 2019, and find their decision surprisingly easy. Also, the Final Fantasy VII leak is analysed, PS5 details are revealed, and a game is awarded to a well-deserving reader!

TSM Episode 566: Xbox Nein!

By Caspius
Microsoft XBox Series X FEATURED

With the design of a 1990s subwoofer, the Xbox Series X–now called simply ‘Xbox’–is unveiled by Microsoft to the consternation of Caspius and SiliconNooB, who wonder if there is a German reason why companies shy away from releasing ‘version 9’ products.

TSM Episode 565: Final Fantasy Filler

By Caspius
Final Fantasy VII Remake Roche Screenshot 1 FEATURED

Caspius and SiliconNooB examine the latest release of Square Enix propaganda related to the Final Fantasy VII Remake, including new (terrible) characters, Aerith’s combat details, Heidegger’s weight-loss plan, and the conspicuous absence of Red XIII.

TSM Episode 562: Lucky Five-Six-Two

By Caspius
Ethos Visits Caspius 2019 SLIDER

For the Smash Bros. Tournament final round, Caspius is joined by Ethos for a wide-ranging discussion of video games, personal relationship advice, and numerological evaluation of Polish literature. Tune in for the gripping tournament conclusion!

TSM Episode 561: A Farewell to Hope

By Caspius
Final Fantasy VII Remake Sector 7 Ruins Screenshot FEATURED

As the site enters week three of the ‘Autumn SaGa’ Romancing SaGa 3 playthrough, the semi-final of the Smash Bros. Tournament sees the initial field of eighty contenders reduced to a mere four, with catastrophic results for Caspius’ few remaining hopes.

TSM Episode 560: Shadow and Smash

By Caspius
Castlevania Lords of Shadow Screenshot 1 SLIDER

In the quarter-final of the Smash Bros. Tournament, numerous ‘shadow’ games are eliminated, much to the chagrin of SiliconNooB–but lest Caspius rejoice, some of his few remaining favourites lose out as well, leaving the outcome very much in the balance.