News: Epic’s Big 2019
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Epic’s 2019 has been assessed, NISA talks Trails of Cold Steel III censorship, and Lord of the Rings is about to be butchered again in the news of the week!
TSM Episode 568: The Desecration of Final Fantasy VII
As further Final Fantasy VII Remake details surface, Caspius and SiliconNooB conclude that the forthcoming title will serve only to destroy all trace of the original’s excellence, henceforth replacing it, for new gamers, with Nomura’s fetid production.
News: Microsoft’s Xclusive Problem
Series X will have no exclusive games during its launch year, Chinese Switch cards are not region free, and a season pass has been announced for Pokemon Sword and Shield in the news of the week!
TSM Episode 567: Poo Ahoy!
Caspius, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB announce the worst game, company, and hardware of 2019, and find their decision surprisingly easy. Also, the Final Fantasy VII leak is analysed, PS5 details are revealed, and a game is awarded to a well-deserving reader!
News: Square Enix Has Ruined Final Fantasy VII Remake
Final Fantasy VII Remake has had its story completely butchered in the news of the week!
TSM Episode 566: Xbox Nein!
With the design of a 1990s subwoofer, the Xbox Series X–now called simply ‘Xbox’–is unveiled by Microsoft to the consternation of Caspius and SiliconNooB, who wonder if there is a German reason why companies shy away from releasing ‘version 9’ products.
News: Console War 2020
PS5 and Series X system specs have been mostly revealed, with the Series X being a lot more powerful than PS5 in the news of the week!
TSM Episode 565: Final Fantasy Filler
Caspius and SiliconNooB examine the latest release of Square Enix propaganda related to the Final Fantasy VII Remake, including new (terrible) characters, Aerith’s combat details, Heidegger’s weight-loss plan, and the conspicuous absence of Red XIII.
TSM Episode 564: Development Announcement Excitement
Caspius and SiliconNooB unveil a bevy of holiday surprise announcements, and–in a surprising TDT-twist–most of the announcements are positive, so that the panelists must strive to contain their excitement about Axiom Verge 2, amongst others!
News: Sneaky Sony Deletes Reviews
Sony has been deleting YOUR reviews, Crystal Chronicles has been delayed, and Bravely Default II has been announced in the news of the week!