On the last day of the third England v. India test in Calcutta, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Deimosion, and Blitzmage lay bets on when the final run will come. Lusipurr discusses how to read books, Mega Man games are covered, and apparently there's a feature?
Whilst Lusipurr exhausts himself by preparing for the lead in 'Being Ignatius Reilly', Peter Molyneux's protege launches a Kickstarter that goes for a duck. Unfortunately for SiliconNooB, the Australian test side performs just as poorly as Molyneux II.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB prepare for the upcoming Final Fantasy VI playthrough with news stories about Peter 'Crocodile Tears' Molyneux, the Australian and English Cricket teams take a number of wickets, and Levy Pants adopts a newly bellicose demeanour.
Lusipurr and friends dial M for humour, and come up trumps with a selection of the worst box art ever. Everyone knows that the best way to deal with art on a podcast is to describe it in detail to the listeners, so the panelists set about doing just that!
Addicted to koala feed, Deimosion refuses to eat his specially-selected bamboo shoots. Kenjuuju and Imitanis offer a care package from Magna Brittania, but fearing the result which a diet of butter and dirt might cause, Lusipurr preemptively fires them.
When The Legendary Zoltan lets it be known that he does not appreciate the triviality of Lusipurr's reading material, the panel devises a better way to bring culture to the masses: a fourteen-week tour de force of the 20th century's seminal comedic novel.