Nintendo wants to sell infinite Switch consoles, the Nintendonly has as much appreciation for the word ‘no’ as your average rapist, and Activision make grotesque amounts of money from microtransactions in the news of the week!
Woland wades into the sun-blasted ruins of Mercury, through time-gates and simulations, in his quest to find the perfect words which will encapsulate the Destiny 2 experience. But whether the experience is an enjoyable one is another matter entirely.
Activision enters the loot box racket, EA doubles down on loot box douchery, and Epic sues a fourteen year old boy in the news of the week!
When the podcast recording falls on Lusipurr’s birthday, SiliconNooB gives him the gift of flight. Shortly thereafter, in a fluke accident, Adeki leaps high into the sky and over a cliff, before Imitanis follows him in a suicidal death plunge.
EA decommissions Visceral Games, Activision patents being evil, and Steam Direct has been a bigtime failure in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, Adeki, and Imitanis take on the task of reviewing the second half of E3 2017.
It is the new year in Australia when Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Adeki, and Sebastian reflect upon the worst of 2016. Attempting to foster a sense of optimism for the year 2017, the panelists’ efforts begin well, but quickly go awry thanks to Nintendo.
Forced to play Final Fantasy XV, Lusipurr is more than a little riled-up. When he is joined by SiliconNooB and Sebastian in the wake of the Video Game Awards, his frustration turns to rage directed at bad decisions and the fanboys who support them.
After Australia’s shock collapse against South Africa, panelists SiliconNooB, Adeki, Sebastian, and Imitanis join Lusipurr in a discussion about Nintendo’s shabby Metroid franchise anniversary, and the potato-headed fanboys who gleefully excuse it.
A boozed-up SiliconNooB nearly comes to blows with Lusipurr over a question of the elitist interpretation of art. Meanwhile, rumours suggest Nintendo’s NX is designed to play mobile apps, Capcom learns a lesson, and Lancelot is driven to his wits’ end.