Caspius and SiliconNooB ponder the latest news about Project Athia, the Square Enix/Luminous Productions showcase for the latest and greatest technological fripperies (and most underwhelming design) before turning their attention to Final Fantasy XI.
With the Xenoblade Chronicles playthrough about to enter its second month, Caspius reaches the fifty-hour mark whilst SiliconNooB reaches the zero-hour mark--and, with a bevy of new games announced to distract the Australian, will he ever begin the game?
Final Fantasy XIV director says Final Fantasy XVI should be traditional fantasy, Activision Blizzard prepares to sack hundreds of employees on Tuesday, and Capcom has had an excellent 2018 in the news of the week!
Blizzard-Activision loses two CFOs inside a week, Beyond Good and Evil 2 is online only, and and 2019 breaks Fallout 76 in the news of the week!
Bloodstained has been cancelled on Mac and Linux, Overwatch is introducing a fun new thought control regimen, and Blizzard is falling to pieces in the news of the week!
Massive Entertainment's COO says divisive politics do a poor job of selling games, Black Ops IIII is doing really well at the expense of Battlefield V, and Soulcalibur V is rife with dongs in the news of the week!
Lusipurr is joined by special guest Sabin in a one-on-one discussion about website design, Zestria, and the very best Metroidvania games of the current generation.
Pokemon Let's Go! has been confirmed for trash, EA's next Battlefield game will star a crippled lesbian, and PlayerUnknown has taken Fortnight to court in South Korea in the news of the week!
Nintendo wants to sell infinite Switch consoles, the Nintendonly has as much appreciation for the word 'no' as your average rapist, and Activision make grotesque amounts of money from microtransactions in the news of the week!
Woland wades into the sun-blasted ruins of Mercury, through time-gates and simulations, in his quest to find the perfect words which will encapsulate the Destiny 2 experience. But whether the experience is an enjoyable one is another matter entirely.
Activision enters the loot box racket, EA doubles down on loot box douchery, and Epic sues a fourteen year old boy in the news of the week!