Following the surprise launch of a new site design (now with 127% more purple than before), Caspius, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB review the forthcoming July releases, comment on the surprise return of a 3DS game to the UK sales charts, and shovel The Plop.
When Nomura drops the equivalent of the island of Manhattan on the equivalent of the Delhi slums, Caspius and SiliconNooB are caught in the carnage of a thousand simultaneous mass terror attacks. But with the assistance of Cait Sith, they escape unharmed!
Nintendo delists Tropical Freeze from the Wii U eshop, Square Enix details Dragon Quest XI pre-order bonuses, and Nintendo might actually get C&D’d for a change!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB broadcast one last time from Fort Lusipurr-on-the-Lake, before moving to the glorious surrounds of Maison de Lusipurr. In a parting shot, Final Fantasy XV makes news again, with the announcement of further DLC… in 2019!
The two grumpy old men–disconsolate Lusipurr and delighted SiliconNooB–reconvene with the Ashes now lost by England, discussing topics including Pokemon, Miyamoto, Star Citizen, Kinect, and the rolling calamity that is PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds.
When the pictures of Adeki arrive at last, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Imitanis are horrified at what they contain. To make matters worse, Australia is triumphant in the Cricket, and the poems of Owen Meredith feature prominently. Danger, danger!
When Adeki, Durga, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB are all kidnapped by sinister forces from the nearby Cat Fancy Kingdom, Lusipurr boards his trusty PIBS-fuelled Reetin airship, taking to the skies to search for and to reclaim his missing employees.
Lusipurr, Sebahamut, and SiliconNooB are joined by Imitanis in the aftermath of a tremendous storm. The tale of Jonah features prominently, suggesting that daring to play Star Fox Adventures may be the metaphorical equivalent of refusing to go to Ninevah.
Bread, bread, bread. Also mustard, cricket, video games, anime, and music of the 1990s. But more or less primarily, if we are entirely honest, this is a podcast about, concerning, centred around, and otherwise with a focus on that staple worldwide: bread.
As the last Lusipurr.com readers leave the site and the lights finally go dark at the formerly impressive Tower of Lusipurr, the panelists consider whether to cease production of site content and focus instead upon watching the Cricket and reading poetry.
Amazon is rumoured to be interested in acquiring Xbox, the Candy Crush patent trolling continues apace, and Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII sees release in the west in the news of the week!
Everything old is new again when Lusipurr rehires every staff member ever to have worked at Lusipurr.com. Sonic goes fast, much to the delight of panelists SiliconNooB, Durga Syn, and Mel, who are eager to play the Western-only Wii U exclusive.