TSM Episode 463: PUBGarbage

By Caspius
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The two grumpy old men–disconsolate Lusipurr and delighted SiliconNooB–reconvene with the Ashes now lost by England, discussing topics including Pokemon, Miyamoto, Star Citizen, Kinect, and the rolling calamity that is PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds.

TSM Episode 458: Adeki Body Art

By Caspius
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When the pictures of Adeki arrive at last, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Imitanis are horrified at what they contain. To make matters worse, Australia is triumphant in the Cricket, and the poems of Owen Meredith feature prominently. Danger, danger!

TSM Episode 453: Bitcoins and Bells

By Caspius
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When Adeki, Durga, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB are all kidnapped by sinister forces from the nearby Cat Fancy Kingdom, Lusipurr boards his trusty PIBS-fuelled Reetin airship, taking to the skies to search for and to reclaim his missing employees.

TSM Episode 437: Jonah

By Caspius
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Lusipurr, Sebahamut, and SiliconNooB are joined by Imitanis in the aftermath of a tremendous storm. The tale of Jonah features prominently, suggesting that daring to play Star Fox Adventures may be the metaphorical equivalent of refusing to go to Ninevah.

TSM Episode 422: Bread

By Caspius
Various *kinds* of bread.

Bread, bread, bread. Also mustard, cricket, video games, anime, and music of the 1990s. But more or less primarily, if we are entirely honest, this is a podcast about, concerning, centred around, and otherwise with a focus on that staple worldwide: bread.

TSM Episode 325: A Readership of None

By Caspius
With no reader interest remaining in the site or its content, Lusipurr had no reason to do anything except watch the Cricket. He left the office and never returned, leaving video game journalism poorer, but the England and Wales Cricket Board much richer.

As the last Lusipurr.com readers leave the site and the lights finally go dark at the formerly impressive Tower of Lusipurr, the panelists consider whether to cease production of site content and focus instead upon watching the Cricket and reading poetry.