CD Projekt Red have suffered a massive data breach, Terraria has been cancelled on the Google Stadia, and Cyberpunk 2077 sales have crashed out of the NPD top-ten like a wounded beast in the news of the week!
In the wake of yet another disastrous performance by the England Cricket team, Lusipurr eschews conversation about sport, retreating instead to the traditional bastion of all those who are disinclined to physical activity: the video game arcade.
'Tis the season for Lusipurrean misery, and when it rains, it pours: England suffer another dismal defeat in the Ashes, Lusipurr's car breaks and needs to be replaced, and finally the spectre of Diablo III hardcore death appears once more, woe and betide!
When Adeki, Durga, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB are all kidnapped by sinister forces from the nearby Cat Fancy Kingdom, Lusipurr boards his trusty PIBS-fuelled Reetin airship, taking to the skies to search for and to reclaim his missing employees.
The mobile "gaming" industry can not content itself with original "content", and have released several classic console games for the touch-obsessed, with predictably disastrous results.
Final Fantasy XV is renewed for another season (pass) despite the interestingness of its presentation, the origin of the Jellybean language is discussed in detail, the Cricket Championship winners are announced, and the sun begins to set on Camelot.
Lusipurr.com presents Wielding the Light and the Dark, a Final Fantasy IV playthrough!
When Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Mel learn that their actions as podcast panelists are agitating the notable internet personality, Adeki, Mel resigns in protest and the remaining staff members devote themselves to vengeful personal attacks.
SiliconNooB and Imitanis join Lusipurr in a representation of three great English-speaking centres of world culture: Britain, North America, and Australia, in a podcast designed to urge Imitanis to play more Warcraft with Lusipurr for glory and mounts.
Following the Tokyo Games Show, Lusipurr fires everyone and releases scores of jitterbugs, resulting in a curious increase in productivity, Mel prepares himself for handheld Smash Bros., and SiliconNooB realises that there is no exploration in Metro.
Roguelike, or roguelike-like. Whatever side of the fence a gamer may fall on, will Shattered Planet hold the secret to enthrall them for hours? Read on to find out!
Imitanis has been playing the latest game in the Angry Birds franchise. Does the game stand up as an RPG, and is it littered with in-app purchases? Find out inside!