Phil Spencer tells consumers that they love the Kinect, EA has been wrongfully banning players from Battlefield, and Satoru Iwata goes bananas in the news of the week!
The events of E3 (Monday) - Featuring: Sony, Microsoft, EA, and Ubisoft conferences - Only Lusipurr.com reports the news of E3 stripped of any and all Kinect malarkey!
In a special feature, Biggs interviews Amanda MacKay. Lusipurr, not to be beaten by his executive officer, interviews SiliconNooB. The result is significantly less informative, but significantly more intoxicating, and EA comes in for a right bollocking.
The Old Republic merges servers as talk circles of a possible takeover, gamers overreact while Kotaku publishes irresponsible dross - again, and Microsoft keeps things Kosher on XBox Live in this week's embarrassment of a gaming industry news carrion.
Torrentfreak have released a list of the year's top performing illegal downloads, with the PC coming in at first place and the Wii and 360 vying for the honour of being the world's most pirated home console! But where is the PS3?
Ladies and Gentlemen, pray silence this week as Reetin sues, Enrei doesn't sue, and Lusipurr announces the death of an icon.