Following the Smash tournament, and at the conclusion of the Romancing SaGa 3 playthrough, Caspius and SiliconNooB inaugurate the Christmas season by beheading the Gaming Moment Tyrant, Imitanis, in a spectacle intended to delight Texan readers.
Games have been released, games have been announced, and games are being streamed on Switches in the news of the week!
Nintendo outlines the Switch’s full and complete release schedule for major titles during the first half of 2018 in the news of the week!
‘Tis the season for Lusipurrean misery, and when it rains, it pours: England suffer another dismal defeat in the Ashes, Lusipurr’s car breaks and needs to be replaced, and finally the spectre of Diablo III hardcore death appears once more, woe and betide!
The Switch is losing third party support, more ports are inbound, and Nintendo does not want to make PC games in the news of the week!
Adeki decides to strip to his swimwear (Yuck!) and navigate himself through a witch’s cauldron with a beautiful breaststroke. Should Nintendo’s Witch market itself by featuring witches in video games? Or should they go for the BDSM approach? Read on!
Adeki takes it into his own hands to complain about the shortage of Bayonetta on the Nintendo Wii U despite its critical acclaim and obvious sex appeal. Unfortunately, Kanye West has already cursed out Adeki because of this editorial. Drat.
Kotaku foments a public stoush with Platinum Games’ Hideki Kamiya, Bioware’s community has become irreparably toxic, and a data firm has announced that worldwide PS3 shipments have exceeded those of the Xbox 360 in the news of the week.
Addicted to koala feed, Deimosion refuses to eat his specially-selected bamboo shoots. Kenjuuju and Imitanis offer a care package from Magna Brittania, but fearing the result which a diet of butter and dirt might cause, Lusipurr preemptively fires them.
The Wii U launches for a high price, Obsidian Kickstarter launches for a high price, and Bayonetta 2 gets announced for the wrong system in this week’s hightop strolling baby Stones.