The events of E3 (Monday) - Featuring: Sony, Microsoft, EA, and Ubisoft conferences - Only Lusipurr.com reports the news of E3 stripped of any and all Kinect malarkey!
Bup shows up, ruins everything, and makes Lusipurr angry. Co-panelists SiliconNooB and Deimosion laugh and cry by turns. Meanwhile, unscrupulous companies do unscrupulous things, successful games sell many copies, and failing MMOs lose players.
Another Dragon Age game tanks, European Max Payne 3 sales beat out Diablo III, and Aliens: Colonial Marines and DmC get delayed until 2013 in this week's flaccid Electronic Bionews!
The Old Republic merges servers as talk circles of a possible takeover, gamers overreact while Kotaku publishes irresponsible dross - again, and Microsoft keeps things Kosher on XBox Live in this week's embarrassment of a gaming industry news carrion.
SiliconNooB and Deimosion join Lusipurr in a podcast which plumbs the subfaecal depths of the industry's worst company. The Better Business Bureau and countless fans weigh in, only to have their petitions rebuffed with fresh, steaming poos. Caveat emptor!
EA find themselves in possession of some uncommonly heavy night soil, EA give Mass Effect 3 fans a happy ending, and EA makes Lane Haygrill smug and superior in this week's newstacular EAsy reading.