Sony has been deleting YOUR reviews, Crystal Chronicles has been delayed, and Bravely Default II has been announced in the news of the week!
Nintendo and Square Enix bravely avoid conflict, translators take it upon themselves to re-write game scripts, DoAX3 gets cancelled in the West, and fancy ladies like common boys in the news of the week!
Square Enix announces a positive change in direction, PS4 is rumoured to replace Xbox the the lead platform of Call of Duty, and Lorne Lanning has been taken out of context in the news of the week!
Tidus looses his head over Blitzball, the Wii U outsells the Xbone during the week before Christmas, and the producer of Bravely Default attempts to justify the existence of microtransactions in full-priced games in the news of the week!
Akihiko Yoshida leaves Square Enix, PS3 owners like their porn, and poor COD sales causes Activision to offer up some weak excuses in the news of the week!
It is well past Lusipurr's bedtime when SiliconNooB returns from his afternoon constitutional. Nevertheless, the daring duo forges on, with Lusipurr increasingly incomprehensible, and SiliconNooB increasingly offensive. Bundles of sticks are mentioned.