News: The Cake Is a Lie

Square-Enix Pulls Out All The Stops!

FINALLY! Now I can stop reporting on baseless rumors every week! The highly publicized rumors of a Final Fantasy VII remake of come to fruition with a press release from Square-Enix that they will indeed be bringing Cloud, Cid, Tits Tifa, and all the other Avalanche mis…

MAP Episode 53: Sexcast

Series 2 gets off to a foul start when Oliver and Ethan join from their Canadian love nest. Descriptions of sexual misadventures follow until Nate Liles, overcome with revulsion, loses his tenuous grip on reality and believes himself to be Lady Gaga.