News: Announcementception

By SiliconNooB
Castlevania - Art 01 - FEATURED

This week saw a bevy of announcements including Blaster Master Zero 2, Cuphead (Switch), Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2, Konami Anniversary Collection: Arcade Classics, Castlevania Anniversary Collection, Contra Anniversary Collection, and P5R!

Review: Castlevania

By Durga
Castlevania SLIDER

Join Durga as he puts off starting the summer season for one more month, as something much more pressing has come up: a new video game adaptation! Can Castlevania hold a candle to the game series, or will it be a major whip in the face to fans?

TSM Episode 437: Jonah

By Caspius
Moby Dick Whale SLIDER

Lusipurr, Sebahamut, and SiliconNooB are joined by Imitanis in the aftermath of a tremendous storm. The tale of Jonah features prominently, suggesting that daring to play Star Fox Adventures may be the metaphorical equivalent of refusing to go to Ninevah.

Editorial: Nostalgia, Wave 2

By Mel
I like the stained glass imagery, I just hope it

Unlike the tragic Wave Two of amiibo, the second wave of nostalgia is full of good old memories and successful Kickstarter campaigns. Follow along as Mel looks at why this second wave is coming and what it can mean down the road.

TSM Episode 323: Goldfinger

By Caspius
No surprises: it

Lusipurr fires his lawyers and sells out to a multinational news corporation with massively profitable results for all concerned, where ‘all concerned’ means ‘Lusipurr’. Panelists SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Java are consequently forced into wage slavery.