Get a copy of Final Fantasy XIV completely free of charge, Twitter simps for Naughty Dog, and China owns our vidya industry in the news of the week!
Iconic video game voice actors have passed away this week, Resident Evil 4 is also being remade, and the PS5 is beset by woes in the news of the week!
Resident Evil VIII is reportedly coming in 2021, the PS5 is reportedly suffering from an abhorrent failure rate, and the Chinese Flu has forced CERO to close their doors in the news of the week!
Nintendo may be working on a 3D Mario collection, The Last of Us II has had its release cancelled, and Gearbox have had their bonus checks cancelled in the news of the week!
When SiliconNooB becomes convinced that the world stands on the brink of a zombie apocalypse, he abandons his gamer roots in an attempt to get a job with Polygon and hide within their elitist compound, but Caspius swiftly rebuffs him for his treachery.
SiliconNooB returns from a week-long matrimonial booze-up thoroughly disinfected with alcohol, but also losing his ability to function as a gamer, and increasingly inclined to use of ‘easy mode’ and ‘golden feathers’, much to the consternation of Caspius.