Crytek brings ray tracing to PS4 Pro and Xbox One X, Remedy expose themselves as liars, and there have been more rumours about a Nintendo Switch Pro in the news of the week!
Caspius and SiliconNooB argue about Final Fantasy X's complete lack of any redeeming features, before coming to agreement about Dirge of Cerberus, Nintendo's Animal Crossing chore simulator series, and the importance of superb Hungarian translations.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss the announcement of further Wii U titles for the Nintendo Switch, the latest twist in the Crytek vs. Cloud Imperium saga, the launch of free Ni No Kuni 2 DLC, and both normal and Australian ways to deal with Game Fatigue.
Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki commiserate (or rejoice) at England's (or Australia's) terrible (or wonderful) performance in the Cricket, but are then buried under an avalanche of news. Only Ron's Ron Magic can save them from asphyxiation and pumpkins.
PUBG launches on Xbone in a less than ideal state, Nintendo doubles down on mobile games, and Crytek sues Star Citizen in the news of the week!
Nintendo Switch is apparently severely underclocked, Crytek is falling to pieces, and Atlus unveil their new traditional fantasy RPG in the news of the week!
Crytek throws men overboard to stay afloat, Sony dismisses EA Access, and Nintendo has another shock quarter in the news of the week!
When Lusipurr begins an audit of the books, he discovers a terrible error: Imitanis has been stealing the Literature Corner for months! After several redactions, corrections, and updates, a reappropriation ensures that SiliconNooB gets his just desserts.
Crytek ist sehr kaput, Nintendo has had a break with reality, and EA have started charging for demos in the news of the week!
Crytek unveils plans to become an exclusive F2P studio, Ubisoft claims that low-quality spin-offs are integral to the Assassin's Creed business model, and new THQ boss Jason Rubin signals his intent to ruin Saints Row in this week's news headlines.
The 360 gets banned in Germany, FPS games are no longer profitable, and a 360/Kinect bundle is rumoured to debut for $99 in this week's outlandish news items! Plus extra bonus fun time: Ethos does the pictures!
SN plumbs the depths of madness searching to better understand the gibbering feckless characters and destructive tendencies of Western developers. Also: a kitty photo!