News: Ongoing Crysis Rocks the House that Graphics Built
Crytek throws men overboard to stay afloat, Sony dismisses EA Access, and Nintendo has another shock quarter in the news of the week!
Tag: Crytek
TSM Episode 282: SiliconNooB’s Reading Rainbow
When Lusipurr begins an audit of the books, he discovers a terrible error: Imitanis has been stealing the Literature Corner for months! After several redactions, corrections, and updates, a reappropriation ensures that SiliconNooB gets his just desserts.
News: The Tyme Has Come for Bettyr Thyngs
Crytek ist sehr kaput, Nintendo has had a break with reality, and EA have started charging for demos in the news of the week!
News: Crytek’s Identity Crysis
Crytek unveils plans to become an exclusive F2P studio, Ubisoft claims that low-quality spin-offs are integral to the Assassin's Creed business model, and new THQ boss Jason Rubin signals his intent to ruin Saints Row in this week's news headlines.
News: XBlocked in the Land of the Volkeswagon, Smelly Sausage, and Achtung Juden
The 360 gets banned in Germany, FPS games are no longer profitable, and a 360/Kinect bundle is rumoured to debut for $99 in this week's outlandish news items! Plus extra bonus fun time: Ethos does the pictures!
MAP Episode 109: Tell Your Friends
On FRIDAY, Bup and SiliconNooB adopt a DRILLING, intellectual approach in their investigation of the latest industry news. The result, which is sure to be a WHEEZE, covers topics including Duke Nukem Forever, the Nintendo 3DS, and GeoHot in South America.