Imitanis brings a collection of collections in this edition of impressions. Has the quality of the games risen in this weeks selection? Probably not, but have look, they might surprise you!
SiliconNooB is over-the-moon when news breaks that Golden Axe will be receiving a long-awaited theatrical production, but Lusipurr is less optimistic about the likelihood of such a production being well-received, well-attended, or even well-made.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB hasten through an overwhelming number of release announcements, including a raft of Square Enix re-releases for the Nintendo Switch. Will Nintendonlies finally rejoice at being able to play Final Fantasy VII for the first time?
There have been a ton of video game announcements in the news of the week!
Lusipurr invents a death-free alternative to swatting, but Adeki prefers global thermonuclear war. Meanwhile, Imitanis lines up 360-no-scope-headshots on both of them before the arrival of the Worst of the Year awards prevents further staff deaths.
‘Tis the season for Lusipurrean misery, and when it rains, it pours: England suffer another dismal defeat in the Ashes, Lusipurr’s car breaks and needs to be replaced, and finally the spectre of Diablo III hardcore death appears once more, woe and betide!
In response to a collapse of morality in the world of EVE Online, Lusipurr outlines his plan to bring jobs and security to the country, Adeki and SiliconNooB present NintendoNews, Durga summarises the anime season, and Imitanis reports on Blizzcon.
Lusipurr provdes Sebahamut with a new office in the sewer catacombs beneath the Headquarters building where, amidst the damp and reek, historical artefacts from the early years of gaming are kept alongside the dwelling of the site’s resident Australian.
After England’s shock collapse against Bangladesh, panelists SiliconNooB and Adeki join Lusipurr in a discussion about the most successful ways to develop a continuing series, looking at Final Fantasy, Breath of Fire, Wild Arms, Pokemon, and Dragon Quest.
Sony spends up on exclusive content for PS4, Sony supports the localisation of Japanese content, and the Austalian ratings board once again embarrasses itself terribly in the news of the week!