SiliconNooB is over-the-moon when news breaks that Golden Axe will be receiving a long-awaited theatrical production, but Lusipurr is less optimistic about the likelihood of such a production being well-received, well-attended, or even well-made.
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB hasten through an overwhelming number of release announcements, including a raft of Square Enix re-releases for the Nintendo Switch. Will Nintendonlies finally rejoice at being able to play Final Fantasy VII for the first time?
Lusipurr invents a death-free alternative to swatting, but Adeki prefers global thermonuclear war. Meanwhile, Imitanis lines up 360-no-scope-headshots on both of them before the arrival of the Worst of the Year awards prevents further staff deaths.
'Tis the season for Lusipurrean misery, and when it rains, it pours: England suffer another dismal defeat in the Ashes, Lusipurr's car breaks and needs to be replaced, and finally the spectre of Diablo III hardcore death appears once more, woe and betide!