TSM Episode 36: Man Hands

By Caspius

Coming to grips with the week’s news, the podcast panel handily assembles to grasp the nettle of some controversial topics. Also: the panelists discuss their lack of hands-on experience with Wild Arms, all without placing the finger of blame upon anyone.

News: Real Life Needs Patch Update

By Biggs
It looks like the cast of some crappy MTV reality show.

Sony wants to redeem themselves from Xperia failure while Second Life gamers fail for the public, weeaboos find their way in Japan while Japanese Disgaea 4 fans laugh at them, and Final Fantasy FINALLY gets its beloved chocobos!

MAP Episode 111: The Hiring Process

By Caspius
Disclaimer: MasterChef not shown to scale.

The site hires three new staff members, but Nate fails to show up for the customary hazing ritual. RPGamer’s Chris Privitere tries to fill Nate’s shoes, but without a HD fart app. for his new iPad2, his performance remains ultimately unconvincing.

MAP Episode 103: Be My Valentine

By Caspius

Lusi and the Tits once again convene to discuss the latest hat-related news in gaming. This week, Bobby Kotick charges for hats, Jonathan Blow designs hat-based islands, and Nippon Ichi Software develops a hat strategy game set in the Netherworld.

News: Halloween Horrors

By Biggs
Disgaea 4 Torture

Nippon Ichi, its Japanese for ‘What The Hell’ There are two things that Nippon Ichi does well: Disgaea games and confusing the hell out of foreigners, and that former is debatable. The latter, however, is proven by the latest series of screenshots and game information regarding the upcoming Disgaea 4. The latest entry to the […]

MAP Episode 83: Kotick Strikes Back

By Caspius
We will charge them fifteen dollars every time they look at an alt-text message. You will see the charge on your next credit card statement. Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Darth Lane uses the force to ensure that the panelists eagerly report on the Tokyo Game Show, show their love for Activision games, and profess their unswerving belief in the right-minded thinking of Emperor Kotick. All hail the GLOBAL ACTIVISION EMPIRE!

News: Tokyo Game Show Explosion

By Biggs
Ewwww, it smells like rice.

If you are entirely oblivious to the world of video game conventions, then you are a moron. Furthermore, you would not know that today begins the third day of the Tokyo Game Show, which will be wrapping up tomorrow.  Unlike this year’s E3 or even the recent Penny Arcade Expo, the amount of news relevant […]

MAP Episode 74: Cruel Summer

By Caspius
Just so you know, she

Lusipurr is depressed, and who can blame him? Forced to babysit Nate Liles once a week for several hours, he contemplates other paths his life might have taken: astronaut, president, Pope. Oh well, he’ll just have to settle for internet celebrity instead.