When Caspius overhears a few seconds of The Man with the Machine Gun from the Final Fantasy VIII soundtrack, his desire to play the game overwhelms his senses, spiralling The Day Tonight into yet another playthrough of Square Enix's time-compression JRPG.
The gloves are finally off when Caspius and SiliconNooB discover Nintendo's lackadaisical celebration of the 30th Anniversary of the Mother series: no localisation, no re-release, no port, but rather a weekend spirit event for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Substantial information is uncovered about Final Fantasy VII Remake's field design, EA cancels a Star Wars game, and Activision gets sued over their split with Bungie in the news of the week!
The KHIII theme song will be composed by Skrillex, the Virtual Console still isn't coming to Switch, and Creative Assembly tries to rewrite history in the news of the week!
Nintendo wants to sell infinite Switch consoles, the Nintendonly has as much appreciation for the word 'no' as your average rapist, and Activision make grotesque amounts of money from microtransactions in the news of the week!
EA throws loot boxes into jeopardy, Valkyria Chronicles 4 has been announced, and the Plants vs. Zombies dev was fired for EA microtransaction nasties in the news of the week!