When migration day arrives and Lusipurr.com staff members become The Day Tonight reporters, not all goes to plan. The Australian semaphor is the first thing to break down, followed by a total, world-wide collapse of the Discord servers!
Lusipurr and SiliconNooB discuss the upcoming Cricket All-Stars series in America, the decline of Microsoft's console fortunes, the deprecation of many Disney titles, the delay of Shovel Knight, Konami's vast greed, and the first part of Chrono Cross.
Internationally-renowned Doctor of Feminism Dr. Julian 'SiliconBruce' Taylor condescends to visit the podcast, sharing words of guidance and incontestible fact with Lusipurr, Blitzmage, and Gyme. Newly-enlightened, the panelists focus on Mexican culture.
Microsoft decides to focus only on the wealthy elite, much to the chagrin of staff members like SiliconNooB who are forced, through the circumstances of rural habitation, to depend entirely upon semaphor. Meanwhile, Imitanis sleeps through the podcast.
More bad news and faux pas for Nintendo's Wii U console, while Warren Spector's Junction Point Studios has been dissolved by Disney.
Microsoft's Nextbox may face a delay, Warren Spector tells Glenn beck 'no', and Konami's Tom Hulett sorely tests Silent Hill fans' capacity for trolling in this week's industry derps.