Nintendo completely fucks the Switch online experience, Reggie attempts to justify the Switch voice chat setup, and Telltale is now completely kaput in the news of the week!
When Final Fantasy XV fails, Tabata disseminates fake news and creates an internet survey about Squeenix's game development. Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Adeki duly complete the survey, only to discover what they knew all along: Adeki is a Hufflepuff.
When Konami resurrects the Metal Gear franchise in an unholy, soulless, cash-in money-grab, SiliconNooB takes immediate exception and demands an exorcism, which Lusipurr duly provides.
The nature of Final Fantasy XV's DLC is revealed, Final Fantasy XV has additional theme songs [and they are awful], and a fan remake of Metroid II has been released in the news of the week!
Square Enix discloses the sales-targets for Eidos' 'failures', Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is leaked early due to DRM exploits, and Resident Evil: Revelations HD charges players for 'Raid Mode' DLC/'Season pass' in the news of the week.
Bioware talk monetising the consumer, Bioware reveal a drop in interest toward Mass Effect 3, and the Hyrule Historia knocks Fifty Shades of Grey from the top of Amazon's best sellers chart in this week's out of touch news regressions.