The new head of Xbox wants to sell Xbox, PS4 experiences a positive launch in Japan, and the EU looks to curb the FTP racket in the news of the week!
England follow up retaining the Ashes by winning the Ashes, much to the delight of Lusipurr and the chagrin of SiliconNooB. However, sports rivalries are eventually set aside in favour of a discussion about intellectual pursuits and Hamburger Helper.
Lusipurr (voiced by Gilbert Gottfried) assembles a panel consisting of SiliconNooB, Blitzmage, The Legendary Zoltan, and Mel (all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), to discuss Denis Dyack, Don Mattrick, and Stephane D’Astous (all voiced by Gilbert Gottfried).
When Tim Schafer blows through a cool three and a half million dollars without even making half a game, the panelists are appalled. Lusipurr and SiliconNooB are joined by Noodle for a close examination of the nascent Double Fine disaster, Broken Age.
Xbone boss bails on his disappointing console, Iwata re-confirms his commitment to region-locking, and Tim Schafer has wasted everyone's money in the news of the week!
Final Fantasy XV is revealed and looks lovely, Microsoft makes a hash of E3, Sony wins the show, Wii U's showing is overly familiar, and Pierson Stone gets the job done in the News of the Week!