Switch's security has been blown wide open, Labo flops in Japan, and a Dragon Quest director has left Square Enix in the news of the week!
Microsoft decides to focus only on the wealthy elite, much to the chagrin of staff members like SiliconNooB who are forced, through the circumstances of rural habitation, to depend entirely upon semaphor. Meanwhile, Imitanis sleeps through the podcast.
Feeling more than usually bilious, Lusipurr, SiliconNooB, and Blitzmage again survey the industry. In the resultant fit of pique, Lusipurr decides to give up game reporting and convert Lusipurr.com into the internet's first Cricket-and-Cooking website.
Microsoft kills off a Silent Hill HD patch with their money grubbing, Dragon Quest X launches to less than expected sales figures, and Konami provides free game recompense (with strings) in this week's highly conditional news fine print.
Confronted by a dinner bill for ninety-three thousand Pokedollars, Lusipurr is unhinged. But the teachings of renowned existentialist Waluigi bring no succour, for the purple-clad villain has his own philosophical pitfalls prepared for the unwary. Waaaaa!
In a massive panel, you'll find Blitzmage on linearity, Ginia on bundles, SiliconNooB on Origins, RootBeerKing on Tales Of, Slab Bulkhead on attachments, Deimosion on milking, Reetin on leves, Enrei on From Dust, and Lusipurr is online... on the Wii!?