SiliconNooB and Lusipurr celebrate Dependence Day at Ayers Rock by watching England beat Ceylon. Meanwhile, Imitanis and Adeki plot rebellion and mutiny, but are forestalled by a Frenchman with a penchant for les poissons--and intellectual property theft.
Alison Rapp has been fired by Nintendo for a breach of contract, Final Fantasy XV releases September 30, SJWs have caused Square Enix to censor Star Ocean V, and orphans pilot mechs in the news of the week!
Vanillaware is back with another lustrous hand drawn action RPG entitled Dragon's Crown. TsubakiSamurai takes the plunge into the games formidable dungeons, and manages to survive to tell the tale.
The Ashes continues at Chester-le-Street. Even though Lusipurr and SiliconNooB back opposing teams, they are united--along with Mel and TsubakiSamurai--in their dismay at Nintendo's continued faffing about with the overpriced, under-supported, Wii U.
Yoichi Wada is named chairman of the board, Australia's ratings system is even worse than before, Atlus faces its most dire existential threat, and Silicon Knights/Precursor Games key creative talent has been arrested for being a child pornographer!
Feminism rears its unkempt head to tarnish Dragon's Crown, Nintendo begs Wii owners to consider buying Wii U, and Dennis Dyack details his plans to rob gullible Nintendo fanboys blind in the news of the week.