Lusipurr, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB welcome renowned Minster of EA Fineness Chris 'Sabin' Privitere to rule upon the latest corporate double-speak put forth by the embattled software giant. Meanwhile, Microsoft solemnly swears that it is up to no good.
EA Fineness Minister Chris 'Sabin' Privitere is again called in to announce the news of a further downgrade in EA Fineness. Then, between tears of grief (or are they tears of joy?), the panelists prove to The Legendary Zoltan that Panty Machines do exist!