Telltale goes bust, Capcom Vancouver goes bust, and EA is under criminal investigation in the news of the week!
Lusipurr, Imitanis, and SiliconNooB welcome renowned Minster of EA Fineness Chris 'Sabin' Privitere to rule upon the latest corporate double-speak put forth by the embattled software giant. Meanwhile, Microsoft solemnly swears that it is up to no good.
Lusipurr has just about had it with KickStarter and, thankfully, another gaming crisis arrives to distract him: in an historically unprecedented industry event, Sabin actually downgrades EA two stages from 'fine now' to 'really very much not so fine'.
With Zoltan's Reading Room complete, Lusipurr hires the titular musician and sundry others, as well. Gyme Peggle makes his first appearance, as SiliconNooB, Imitanis, and Ethos search for velcro shoes to post on Blitzmage's Facebook wall. Boots ahoy!
When The Legendary Zoltan lets it be known that he does not appreciate the triviality of Lusipurr's reading material, the panel devises a better way to bring culture to the masses: a fourteen-week tour de force of the 20th century's seminal comedic novel.
Chris Privitere makes a guest appearance to remind everyone that EA Origin is fine now, resident Pokexpert Deimosion has an armful of Black/White 2 news, and SiliconNooB is driven to distraction when a watercooler lacks sufficient architectural beauty.