News: Press ‘S’ to Spit!
The Series S/X launch date has been revealed, Remedy shafts their audience, and EA execs receive a stern rebuke from investors in the news of the week!
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News: Aborty Dog
McCarthy was right about Naughty Dog, McCarthy was right about Valve’s detractors, and McCarthy was right about EA in the news of the week!
News: The Blizz Con
Blizzcon turned out horribly for Blizzard this year (as expected), Blizzard president lies about being ‘sorry’, and Anthem is stone cold dead in the news of the week!
News: Fiddlesticks!
Nintendo uses defective analogue sticks in their new Switch Lite console, PS5 Pro rumoured to launch alongside the base console, and Anthem is dead as a door nail in the news of the week!
News: Tabata’s Dream Project!
Hajime Tabata unveils his new project, Microsoft unveil a new console, and Dragon Age 4 will be an always online 'games as a service' in the news of the week!
News: White Pill, Black Pill
Naoki Yoshida is probably directing Final Fantasy XVI, which will be a battle royale game, and Bioware's gross incompetence has been exposed in the news of the week!
News: Bowser Takes Over Nintendo
Bowser takes over Nintendo, Xbox is becoming a third party developer for Nintendo, and Bioware is probably shutting down in the news of the week!
News: A Return to Fantasy
Final Fantasy XIV director says Final Fantasy XVI should be traditional fantasy, Activision Blizzard prepares to sack hundreds of employees on Tuesday, and Capcom has had an excellent 2018 in the news of the week!
News: Final Field Design
Substantial information is uncovered about Final Fantasy VII Remake's field design, EA cancels a Star Wars game, and Activision gets sued over their split with Bungie in the news of the week!
News: A Black Friday for EA
Battlefield V is failing at retail, the Playstation Classic is failing at being a product, and Bethesda will be failing in the court room in the news of the week!
News: The Politics of Division
Massive Entertainment's COO says divisive politics do a poor job of selling games, Black Ops IIII is doing really well at the expense of Battlefield V, and Soulcalibur V is rife with dongs in the news of the week!
News: Be Still My Telltale Heart
Telltale goes bust, Capcom Vancouver goes bust, and EA is under criminal investigation in the news of the week!